For Your Amusement: IT’S A HOAX

I’m sure you were relieved twhen The DJT told everyone last week the truth about the coronavirus. IT’S A HOAX perpetrated by the Democrats to bring him down. You may have grown a bit concerned when he handed off the ball to Vice President Pence over the weekend. But don’t be concerned, that’s just to cover all the bases. In reality, all this medical mumbo jumbo doesn’t matter because IT’S A HOAX.

We know we can trust The DJT because when he insisted his predecessor prove he was born in the US, he took one look at his Hawaiian birth certificate and proclaimed IT’S A HOAX. When The DJT claimed he’d build a wall across our southern border and get Mexico to pay for it, crazy Democrats said the Mexicans would never pay. But, The DJT proved them wrong. He said their assessment is wrong because he’d put tariffs on Mexican products coming into the US, getting them to pay one way or another. IT’S A HOAX. When the loony Democrats pointed out it was average American citizens paying extra for those tariffs when they buy those products, The DJT said IT’S A HOAX to get illegal immigrants to vote for Democrats.

Even in his early days as a candidate, when he said if any Russians were listening they should hack Hillary’s server and find missing emails, the sicko Democrats claimed he was colluding with a foreign power. IT’S A HOAX. Even when the Russians hacked the DNC server the next day, he knew the Mueller investigation would turn up nothing, because IT’S A HOAX.

It was during that same campaign that his personal attorney, who claimed he’d “take a bullet” for The DJT, paid $130,000 to an adult film star to keep her from talking about an affair with The DJT. The bullies in the Democratic Party insisted it was all directed by The DJT. He let them know it was “fake news.” When his personal attorney confirmed what the Democrats claimed, The DJT said IT’S A HOAX perpetrated by a criminal.

When those impudent Democrats went on their “witch hunt” after his “perfect phone call with Ukrainian President Zelensky and impeached him in the House, he was acquitted by the wise and just Republicans in the Senate because IT’S A HOAX. So, don’t worry when you aren’t able to get tested for the coronavirus because the federal government didn’t ramp up production of the kits soon enough, or when you can’t take a vacation to the place you’ve waited all your life to go because the airlines stopped flying there, or you lose your job because the parts your company needs to do what they do come from China, because as we all know having heard it from The DJT so many times, IT’S A HOAX!