For Your Amusement: TO MASK OR NOT TO MASK–THAT IS THE QUESTION

Last Friday, THE DJT told Michael C. Bender of The Wall Street Journal that some Americans wear masks to show they disapprove of him not to stop the spread of Covid-19. This latest revelation by THE DJT shows how once again it’s about him. Earlier sources inside his administration circulated the idea the Chinese developed Covid-19 in a lab and released it to attack the United States to make THE DJT look bad.

The next day at what THE DJT termed, “the rally of the century,” most of the nearly seven thousand supporters did not wear the masks his campaign provided. They answered the often asked question of whether they planned to mask or not to mask by following his example. To show his mutual support for attendees, THE DJT had them sign waivers claiming full responsibility for their actions and promising not to sue when they contract Covid-19. It remains unclear whether the eight members of THE DJT campaign staff who tested positive signed the waiver.

THE DJT displayed his amazing ability to analyze the mask situation when he told Bender what he observed. “They put their finger on the mask, and they take them off, and then they start touching their eyes and touching their nose and their mouth. And then they don’t know how they caught it?”

When pressed about rumors that wearing a mask created a second tan line besides the one around his eyes, a spokesperson for THE DJT insisted the healthy orange glow of his skin is natural.

A final investigation into mask wearing came from an anonymous source, who refused to be identified for “fear of a Geoffrey Berman type of reprisal.” The person indicated that a decades long probe found several women who claimed to have had illicit affairs with THE DJT insisted he often wore masks during intimate relations. They did note, however, that the masks did not cover his mouth and nose.

Nobody in THE DJT administration was available for comment. However, your comments are welcome.