For Your Amusement: TOTALLY EXONERATED or HOW TO WIN REANOINTMENT

It has been proven beyond a shadow of a doubt that Our Fearless Leader aka DJT had a perfect phone conversation with his fellow former TV star turned president. We know the ungrateful immigrant colonel along with the disloyal ambassador who only gave a million dollars to the inaugural anointment of DJT were part of the Deep State, which conspired with the dangerous Democrats to drag DJT through the dirt. With his acquittal in the U.S. Senate and TOTAL EXONERATION comes the opportunity to rejoice at the firing of these men and the soldier’s brother.

As our undisputed choice to be Leader of the Free World, he is within his right. He has the right to call them as he sees them. There was no impeachment. It was all a big hoax, a witch hunt. Like the Mueller witch hunt, which forced Mr. Stone to stonewall. It was DJT’s right, no, his obligation to Tweet out his support for his buddy and to demand a lighter sentence. If Bill Barr, who begged to be made AG, whines any more to the fake news about his integrity, he will end up on the scrapheap with his predecessor Jeff Sessions.

Loyalty! That’s what it’s all about. Real loyalty. Like the kind Roger Stone showed in the face of prison. Not the fake loyalty his former lawyer, Michael Cohen pretended to have. Once those guys in New York got the goods on him, he forgot all about taking a bullet for Mr. DJT. He should have been more like Blagojevich, Kerik, Milken and DeBartola. They may have all committed fraud, something DJT is completely unfamiliar with, but they remained loyal to the rich white guys code and that’s why they received clemency today and that snitch Cohen is still rotting in jail. As everyone knows, the only place Integrity comes before Loyalty is in the dictionary.

Along with his TOTAL EXONERATION comes new life in the effort to make sure DJT is once again anointed as Our Fearless Leader. Building upon his stunning victory over Crooked Hillary, he is ready to take on Sleepy Joe, Commie Bernie or Mini Mike. For those whiny losers who call this tactic bullying, DJT says he’s consulted with the nation’s top authority on bullying, his wife, and she agrees it’s time you GIDOVAIT!