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For Your Amusement: THE MELLIE AND MIKEY SHOW–STARRING DJT
Mellie: Listen Mikey, I’ve been around a lot longer than you and if there’s ever a question of who is more loyal, just remember I have been faithful through porn stars, playmates and piss parties. Mikey: I’m not questioning your loyalty. I just thought your speech could have had a little more punch. Mellie: Punch? I thought that was your job. I thought I was supposed to appeal to women in the suburbs. Mikey: Yeah. About that. What’s with the accent? Haven’t you been here like twenty years? How come you don’t sound more like Heidi Klum? Mellie: I don’t know what you mean. DJT loves my accent. He says…
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For Your Amusement: THANK YOU FOR YOUR CONTRIBUTION
AUGUST, 2014- “DJT, I’m just calling to thank you for your contribution to my re-election campaign. I know I thanked you four years ago when you contributed to my campaign, but I wasn’t expecting such generosity, this time around.” “Oh, really. Why not? “Because I heard you no longer consider yourself a Democrat.” “Oh, that. Well, you know those Clintons became all upset when I crashed Chelsea’s wedding. And we have so much in common.” “How’s that?” “Well, Kami. You don’t mind if I call you Kami, do you?” “My name is Kamala.” “Sure, sure. Well, you see, Kami, my little girl, Ivanka, married one of those beanie guys.” “Beanie…
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